to church with Christ

Today I go to church with Christ. Jesus and I will be in attendance at your church today.
- Please be kind & welcoming to me, there are few things Christ frowns upon more than when his friends are not treated with hospitality.
- Please don’t pull any punches in your sermon. Jesus gets frustrated when preachers give weak proclamations. He has grown particularly frustrated with the style of sermon which would be true regardless of His death & resurrection.
- Don’t worry about any mis-steps with the worship band. We don’t really mind. In fact, our worship keeps us pretty distracted from the miniscule details of concert.
- And please, there is no apology needed for the timing “errors” in your service’s transitions. Please don’t fret, we’re patient.
- Oh and I need to apologize in advance, Jesus doesn’t tithe. I hope you’ll still think of him on Sunday morning even though he’s not giving you money. It seems like it shouldn’t be a problem as He’s already given you LIFE, but some people seem to ignore attenders who don’t give money.
“He has grown particularly frustrated with the style of sermon which would be true regardless of His death & resurrection.”
So good.
Twitter: adamlehman
August 3, 2010 at 8:44 am #
Austin, if you liked that should check out the book “Jesus Manifesto” by Frank Viola & Len Sweet. If I were going to add another book to the bible, it’d be that one.
I’ll do that. Thanks!
Twitter: adamlehman
August 10, 2010 at 7:20 pm #
Also, you’ll notice in the right column that I’ve created a list of my top 10 most frequent commentors (You’re definitely close to Jason…).
Anyways, go to gravatar.com. Enter your email address. Upload an image. It’ll be used across LOADS of blogs and websites. It’ll be associated with your email address.
Peace brother.